my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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