Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
