Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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