My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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