She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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