Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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