What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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