Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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