You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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