I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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