need another drink. this is the easiest way
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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