Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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