Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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