Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
