I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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