You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
