problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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