Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Randomize
