he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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