Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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