great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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