Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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