White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Come see our sink grown plant.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
this is an emotional support booty call
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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