Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
