I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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