he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Randomize
