He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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