hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
