sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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