Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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