quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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