i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
