Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You work out of a Hotel?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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