I think my vagina is haunted
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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