I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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