Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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