Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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