Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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