The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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