discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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