Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize