trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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