So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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