she peed on how many people?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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