Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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