bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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