The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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