So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize