Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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