he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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