How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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