none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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