I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
