Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
