Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Let's paint friendship bongs
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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