His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I want her autograph on my taint
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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